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#2390658 Mar 24, 2010 at 05:43 PM
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GameCrush lets you pay to teleconference with cute girls while they game (seriously (truly))

There’s no shortage of creepy nerd-related stuff out there. I mean, while Japan’s notorious rape simulators are pretty much the pinnacle of gaming-related perversion, there’s still a lot of weird stuff out there. Remember this sleazy contest? Now, some enterprising person looked at the internet a little while ago and said to himself (surely himself), “Well now. We have gaming girls like the Frag Dolls, and we have desperate gamers with disposable incomes. And we have cam girls. How can I make these pieces fit together?” Simple. Make a site where desperate gamers pay to watch/play with gamer cam girls! It fits the timeless formula:

1. Put cute girls on internet-connected cameras
2. Profit

I’m not convinced this will be anything less than a complete boondoggle, of course. I mean, how can… where will they… how do they expect… oh, forget it. As Oscar-winner Christoph Waltz says in Inglourious Basterds, “What tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.” Or maybe it’s just a way for some girls to put away a few bucks. GameCrush should be launching any second now, so go try it out. Only for the 360, at the moment – pity!

Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
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#2391069 Mar 24, 2010 at 07:17 PM
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you are very creepy Dark, where do you find this demented shit?
We are murderer's cuz we kill time...
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#2414404 Mar 30, 2010 at 03:04 PM
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You shush! Brat.
Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
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