GameCrush lets you pay to teleconference with cute girls while they game (seriously (truly))
There’s no shortage of creepy nerd-related stuff out there. I mean, while Japan’s notorious rape simulators are pretty much the pinnacle of gaming-related perversion, there’s still a lot of weird stuff out there. Remember this sleazy contest? Now, some enterprising person looked at the internet a little while ago and said to himself (surely himself), “Well now. We have gaming girls like the Frag Dolls, and we have desperate gamers with disposable incomes. And we have cam girls. How can I make these pieces fit together?” Simple. Make a site where desperate gamers pay to watch/play with gamer cam girls! It fits the timeless formula:
1. Put cute girls on internet-connected cameras
I’m not convinced this will be anything less than a complete boondoggle, of course. I mean, how can… where will they… how do they expect… oh, forget it. As Oscar-winner Christoph Waltz says in Inglourious Basterds, “What tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.” Or maybe it’s just a way for some girls to put away a few bucks. GameCrush should be launching any second now, so go try it out. Only for the 360, at the moment – pity!
Tree: It's serious business
Fade: It's a family reunion!!
Fade: It's so lonely... I miss you all :(
Fade: I hate all of you!
Hellfar: guild has joined with Dominion on Stormrage since March of 2013
Dwarfee: Hellfar I see u at least check site periodically
Dwarfee: where is everyone - i dont even see Katee in the game anymore
Azreal: wtf i no haz rights
Hellfar: they are returning!
MAYEMBAY: fucking scrubs
Thaldor: sup bitches
Hellfar: yea no one gets on here it seems. look at the forums!
Fadayeee: Oh hello....